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Re: The sad faces of wronged Mail readers

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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2017 12:20 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2017 4:12 pm 
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Oh, good effort. Shop in the background, one photo displaying the offending note, one with arms folded.

However, if he's correct, he has reasonable cause to be sad.


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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 12:50 pm 
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Mailites are having none of it. Brown people are all liars on the take, aren't they?

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:18 pm 
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Reading the story Mr Aggrieved said that someone at the next till offered a Scottish banknote and this was accepted without question. He didn't say it was a twenty poond note though. Fake Scottish £20 notes are popping up all over the country and there's been a lot of advice to shopkeepers to be careful.

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Hopping mad! Health and safety spoilsports ban children from using a TRAMPOLINE in their back garden

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2017 8:59 pm 
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Now this is much more like it. Even the kids are making the effort.

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2017 9:21 pm 
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Let me guess... "Their" garden equals communal garden?

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In their shoes I'd be a bit more concerned about beardy man's pregnancy.


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In their shoes I'd be a bit more concerned about beardy man's pregnancy.


That's the medical miracle known as a "beer baby".


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Helicopter pilot who spent four years barricaded inside his Lake District farmhouse before judges ordered him to hand it to his ex-wife loses his appeal bid

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -wife.html

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Text book arm folding and a classic "cutting off your nose to spite your face" attempt to ruin his home. I believe it is traditional in cases like this to photoshop an accurate description of the SadFacer on the banner...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:29 am 
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The former couple have been engaged in a bitter £6million divorce battle since November 2012, when Mr Elliott was ordered to leave the farm, which is solely in Ms Butler's name.


Err...She even owns it solely, not even sure what he was attempting to achieve.


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SoulBoy wrote:
Helicopter pilot who spent four years barricaded inside his Lake District farmhouse before judges ordered him to hand it to his ex-wife loses his appeal bid

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -wife.html

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HDwidow440, Greenville, United States, 2 days ago wrote:
She's a greedy beotch like so many of my female peoples. Let him buy you out and be done with it!! She has an ax to grind and the judge ought to see that!!

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Is this Britain's most confusing parking sign? Motorist gets a ticket for leaving his car but can you work out when it WOULD have been OK to park?

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The Aussie entry for SFOTY 2017 is in and it is a beauty.

'My vagina was on icy fire': Mum-of-three pens hilarious account of her encounter with mint shower gel

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... r-gel.html

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Isn't that a 'very rude word' in the headline?

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