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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:11 pm 
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cycloon wrote:
And LJB came to Arberth, a court of the great King, and there he spoke to another, Killer Whale, and he said 'Hail, you scumbag' and Killer Whale said 'come to me in a year with a host, and I shall bring my host, and the victor shall take the land of Ystrad Tywi for himself,' and he said this fore Ystrad Tywi was where he liked most to hunt, and LJB said 'yer'on' and they both went to their courts and their men and did as they do in those places for a year. Then one forgot about the appointment and the end.


If this is Game of Thrones, the "Tits oot" scene is long overdue.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:22 pm 
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Sadly that's confined to 'and they spent the night together' in the translations I've read :(

Edit: Not, I hasten to add, LJB and KW...


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:21 am 
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Killer Whale wrote:
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You know all that Tolkien stuff and the entire fantasy genre, from Dungeons and Dragons to Game of Thrones that descends from it? You owe Wales $500 Trillion in royalties. The invoice is in the post.


Really? From what I've read LOTR along with those other example seem to have borrowed from a number of sources such as Norse mythology.


A non-fuckwit would have realised that I was joking.

Yes, I called you a fuckwit.

Now go whining to the mods.

He's looking for his hat. Apparently the slipstream from the joke going over his head blew it into some bushes. You'd think he'd learn to nail it down by now.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:44 am 
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He's probably annoyed because Burton Albion lost to Man U last night.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:25 am 
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mr angry manchester wrote:
He's probably annoyed because Burton Albion lost to Man U last night.


No, I thought we were going to lose, was surprised at United's line up though.

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They did manage a goal too, right at the death

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