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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:03 pm 
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Yes. Lettuce move on to salad.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:34 pm 
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Are you sure we ought to go down the beetroot?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:18 am 
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Vegetarians got themselves into a pickle last week when they heard Jeremy Corbyn had bean talking about a possible celery cap.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:21 am 
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You know, we'd be much better off if we set our society up following the Swedish model.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:23 am 
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Now that would be a turnip for the books.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:44 am 
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Surely this is the end of veg puns?

Really, yes. I'm afraid that's shallot.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:52 am 
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There's not mush room for any more.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:22 am 
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....but I see you still managed to squash that one in.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:33 am 
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Butter nut do any more.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:56 am 
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Peas, peas stop...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:06 am 
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We've bean over this before...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:18 am 
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At this rate, we could start our own Wikileeks.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:31 am 
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We could put a detective in charge of finding out who started it. Maybe Hercule Poireaux?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:34 am 
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Man, get out. That was the worst of the lot.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:45 am 
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That's just the tip of the Iceberg. Lettuce reflect. Shallots more puns be forthcoming?


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