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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:20 pm 
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Davis only came for the photo-op then went home. I don't suppose he's much use.


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 Post subject: Re: David Davis
PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:21 pm 
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
That's what we've been saying...

Didn't we say "thick as pig shit?

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Thick as mince and lazy as a toad!' Architect of Vote Leave launches a brutal assault on 'vain' Brexit Secretary David Davis as civil war over how to deliver the referendum gets WORSE


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z4n79n7T7M

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:23 pm 
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TAPS. I believe so. But other coarse insults are available.

"Seen more brains on a butcher's apron".
"I've seen cleverer things in a salad".
"If you pushed a pencil in his ear it would come out the other side dry".

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:42 pm 
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See also: "Brains of a pedal bin", "Brains of a rocking horse", "Thick as shite in the neck of a bottle" (bit specific, that one - Scottish.)

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:45 pm 
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"Thick as a navvy's sandwich"
"As dim as a 10 watt bulb"
"Dumber than a box of hair"

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 Post subject: Re: David Davis
PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:47 pm 
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Thick as two short planks.

If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his hat off.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:36 pm 
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"If wit were shit, he'd be constipated ". Old Black Country saying.

"Worra gimmer" - old Leicestershire saying.

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 Post subject: Re: David Davis
PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:36 pm 
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So what would have been on his school reports if they were honest?

"This year Davis has worked entirely to his own satisfaction."
"Far from seeing the light of enthusiasm it is difficult to detect the flicker of life"
"The improvement in David's handwriting has unfortunately revealed his inability to spell."
"Foreign languages are a foreign language to him."
"TAPS"
"He has an overdeveloped unawareness."
"If Davis were any less intelligent we would have to water him."
"David sets low personal standards, but usually fails to meet them."
"Since David's results reached rock bottom he has continued to dig."

and so on.

The best, most laconic comment I saw on a file was 'SWT'.

Severe Wimpish Tendencies...

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 Post subject: Re: David Davis
PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:27 am 
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Extract from Maidstone Technical High School for boys' school report, 1968

Mayle, D.

Headmaster's summary comment: 'This is appalling! Is there something going on in this boy's home life of which the school should be aware?


Never forgot that one. He was correct in his assessment of my progress but it still rankles to this day that he upset my parents. Git.

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 Post subject: Re: David Davis
PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:35 am 
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I got "Careless, inaccurate and rather vague" on one of my school reports once.

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 Post subject: Re: David Davis
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My dad got:

"I think the only reason Andrew doesn't sleep through lessons is because he can't be bothered to."


School reports appeared to be far more brutal back in those days!


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David Davis linked to City trader fined for insider dealing


https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... er-dealing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:04 am 
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Hey you. You're such a pedant. You've got the same brains as a dead ant. As much imagination as a caravan site.....

Stop here when it comes to Davis.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:55 am 
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If you missed David Davis doing the rounds this morning with his 'constructive ambiguity' Twitter mockery masking will give you a measure of his clueless fuckwittery
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22David%2 ... 1153984514


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 Post subject: Re: David Davis
PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:58 am 
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Just dropped that gem into the 'fuckwit' thread. :lol:

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